[	mood	|	chipper	]
[	music	|	I Got the Magic Stick - 50 Cent and Lil' Kim	]

DEAR CHRISTINA'S MOTHER,

   SO YOU KNOW, I STOLE YOUR  CERAMIC CAT COLLECTION.  SINCE YOU FAXED ME YOUR DAUGHTER'S SOUL I WILL RETURN YOUR PRECIOUS CERAMIC CATS, VIA TELEPATHY (SHIPPING AND HANDLING NOT INCLUDED).  BY THE WAY, JESUS SAID YOU SHOULD SELL ME YOUR BUICK.  WOW, I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON'S MOUND; IT HAD RUGBURNS AND LIVERSPOTS.  IF IN ANY WAY CHRISTINA IS DAMAGED GOODS, OUR NEXT BARTER WILL BE YOUR LAWN GNOMES.  HIT ME UP ON THE CELLIE.

LOVE, SATAN.

              P.S. SHAVE.